I've been sneeze-tooting these past few days. And cough-tooting. Lots of cough-tooting. Who knew a little pipsqueak like me could be so gaseous?
And not just gaseous. Cantankerous, too. Yesterday I was extremely irritable because it felt like someone was squeezing my head in a vice. I was snappy with the children because I just wanted to be alone.
While I'm writing this I am cough-tooting. If I do this long enough I can be like a one-person band, blaring my music for all the neighbors to hear (and smell).